his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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