were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
