so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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