Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(408): View more from California

I think I just got seasick

(409): View more from Texas

you're not on a boat

(408): View more from California

he has a waterbed.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.

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(765): View more from Indiana

She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?

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(386): View more from Florida

I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.

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(512): View more from Texas

her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"

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you motherfucker

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(404): View more from Georgia

I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this

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(312): View more from Illinois

Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice

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