what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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