This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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