I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
As shirtless as possible
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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