omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Randomize
