He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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