If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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