do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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