I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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