No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
