I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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