So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Sorry my hands just texted you
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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