come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Hippo gnu deer
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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