Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
be right there i have to get my cape
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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