i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize