It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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