I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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