Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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