I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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