Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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