After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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