Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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