You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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