But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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