we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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