Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
