I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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