Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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