We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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