I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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