the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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