He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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