I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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