I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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