I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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