i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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