Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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