Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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