Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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