Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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