Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
i think im in europe. pls send help
wow bdsm is so cute
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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