I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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