i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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