the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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