this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
my sisters under your porch take her home
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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