let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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