shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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