Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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