Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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