to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have feelings that need drinking.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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