chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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