he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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