why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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