I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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