quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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