Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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